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What the hell? That's not funny. All he did was this.
concerning promotions around here?
She's right. But, honey, what I think you're missing here
Life's too short not to go for it with Elliot. Sean's out of the picture.
You never asked how I felt about us working together.
How long you been thinking that?
Actually, it's not a helmet. It's a hair-met.
I'm gonna scrub my hands and do the scrub-my-hands dance.
you try to make them look bad by blowing a small thing out of proportion?
No, because you said one of them isn't a nickel.
and what appears to be a button
Relationships can be tricky, especially the ones that have barely begun.
Dude, we're going to the caff so I can tell all the boys
I'm gonna give you the rest of the night off.
Sean's taking a later flight. We decided to make this long-distance thing work.
Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat.
- You were a pain. - You know what? Maybe I was a pain.
- Look, I... - You can tell me later.
Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel.
Come on. Two coins. 30 cents. No nickels.
In high school, this girlfriend annoyed the crap out of me,
- Holy cow. - You're hired.
I wanted to make her proud. You understand?
Does she also make you wax your vagina?
Just yesterday morning, I somehow managed to hack into your voicemail
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so I just wanted to...
"I'm not in right now, but at the beep leave your name and your penis size."
- The Todd says, what now? - Nothing.