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I...
And, ooh, let's see, a mint chocolate chip ice cream
He calls it the torah, 'cause you can't touch it.
I haven't been to confession in three years.
thank you so much for the nickname.
(Tim chuckles)
Okay. Okay, yup.
We can finally get rid of him,
because you took a case and got some guy temporary custody?
_
Yeah, you know, the "private" part
Jiminy Christmas.
to sleep with another guy on our date.
Sorry, that was cryptic, let me explain.
What do you mean, "never mind"?
It was super easy to come up with.
family is important.
and you won't even give it to me.
And you know what? Just keep it coming,
She has done so, so much.
(Sighs) Shut the door.
♪ do what I can for you all the time ♪
I got to go home and think about this case.
♪ I'm a good person ♪
So, Daddy, you ready to get to work?
I won't tell him anything. Why? Because I'm not terrible.
- You got a game? - Yeah.
Like, little Justin Bieber jerks.
I understand that.
What up?
Uh, I printed it out.
(Giggles)
Anyway, she had this first grade teacher,
That's all cleared up.
I really need you to focus.
I want you to know,
Are you still selling chocolate bars
Josh: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
♪ I'm a good, such a good, real good person ♪
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bank. Bye!
on the dartboard in the storage room.
Darryl!
So I have decided to represent him
What's up, YouTubers?
I've made my choice.
♪ her hands on my hips ♪
Um, where are we going?
And then you saw a sexy girl at the mall
- That's a foul, dude. - I know, I feel terrible!
- Oh, yeah, let's go. - Yeah, here you go. Yeah.
Stop saying that.
that on one level I didn't think was true.
But there is another girl.
Do you have any idea how hard it is
It really got me thinking.
Hey, Pam-spray,
(Country music playing)
I'll do it, I'll gut him like a fish.
Oh, thanks! It's a 2015 Hyundai Sonata.
She has a YouTube channel?
(Speaks indistinctly)
Oh, come on!
I'll change, I promise.