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Call the Precinct Captains right now.
I'll speak before his congregation tomorrow.
but I cannot be a part of this. I'm, I'm gone.
Oh, sweet male Jesus!
- You need the McLintock spin? - Sure.
I would really love to be able to count on
Think! Oh, I'll...
- Hello, Reverend. - Good for you, girl.
It's a total blackout.
I asked your mom to marry me again,
Hey-O, Dan-O! You bustin' outta here?
- It's "faith-based." - I don't care.
and I'm hoping we can get your blessing.
It's universal. Men hate women, women hate themselves.
to the platform at the convention.
GOd fuck america
But the real victims are the police...
What about Department of the Exterior?
Thank you, chipmunk.
Policing... that America does in the South China Sea.
where I almost find out.
that math was created by Muslims.
Laid back.
- You're gonna make me say it? - Say what?
- Really? - Yeah.
Like Jodie Foster in John Hinckley's diary.
- No talking! - No talking!
when his candy bar was mistaken for a gun.
You just left her in there? With him?
Hi, Mike. Big fan of the show.
- Like a dog whistle. - Yes, exactly!
- Congressman. - Governor. Were you followed?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
We're gonna adopt another baby from China!
Well, I mean, can't we "not"
One sec.
Close the door. Okay. Ben, I sold my soul
for lack of touching people in a Denny's.
If you breathe a word of anything, to anyone,
Our good friend Tom James just called a press conference.
You know, and still moving pieces around...
is trying to help me become...
Wh... okay, so you wanna blow a dog whistle in a black church?
Yeah, a hot mirror.
Ma'am, the U.S. Attorney's Office
Okay, well, right? I know.
Father-in-law!