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So, what would you offer me
Wait, so no one's really trying to make me president?
No, I'm willing to negotiate.
And you might not wanna hear this.
I think the Chinese just delivered.
Well, I'm... I'm, uh,
I don't need to tell you that church is a special place.
The Diaoyu Islands are important
All right. Well, that's terrible... but also inspiring.
We got race in the race. Praise Jesus!
Hey, ma'am. Presenting my first faith-based outreach video.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
shh-shh-shh... and she can't even be in the same room with donuts.
Oh, did you? Wow. It looks better.
I have always been transparent about how old I am.
I'm pretty sure that you can imagine
Oh. Keep talkin' like Reagan, I'll work it like Nancy.
They have been trying to stop me
Uh, in South Carolina,
because their middle initials on the voter rolls
a bigger role in the campaign this time.
Wait, what?
for me recognizing those islands.
and then back to the White House!
I moved some things around.
Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with her.
Catherine, Little Richard is not sick.
about the Diaoyu Islands in the near future.
- Interior. - We're gonna negotiate against ourselves now, Amy?
I never thought before to put the Bottega pumps
Can we have the lights out, please? Thank you.
"to be denied to African Americans."
- Let me give you the rest of the tour. - OK.
Which one of you donkey-dongs was in charge of the balloons?
Oh.
we believe you are positioned
How does Butt-Buddy Calhoun do one percent better than me?
What kind of role was your mother thinking of?
You know, I think it's that secret message that I...
- What? - You need to hear this.
We're seeing unprecedented levels of African-American voter engagement.
- Outreach. Reaching out. - No.
Frankly, Jonah Ryan is the only candidate