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So go get it.
with non-college-educated whites.
Thanks, Jeff. See ya in church on Sunday.
Maybe. Fog of war.
- Is that a ring? - Well,
I laid out your outfit for the day.
to help lead a visibly repugnant underdog
Why would I know what that even sounds like? I mean, seriously.
- Hey, Gary? - Yeah.
And they will not sell you out in a Beijing minute.
then we have to take a hard turn to the white.
Dr. Jordan Thomas, Jr.: Good morning, everybody.
due in no small part to the heroics
Here you are, ma'am.
Okay, this is closed. I don't know... this is closed.
And that guy right there,
Actually, ma'am, Jay-Z concerts are almost all white people.
Uh, is that Mandarin?
who's honest about his dishonesty.
- Do you? Okay. Good. - I do.
I don't remember where he took me,
with Lurlene, Iowa's dog mayor,
Oh, gosh, yeah!
You call Dr. Thomas and you tell him, yeah,
I can force the party to make some tweaks
- Well... - I need my iPad.
and pull out a 40-piece set of Danish cutlery when you're president!
Tell 'em about your big new job, Mike.
I have been working for you for 18 years
against an actual black person?
- No. - Copy that.
No more math!
Madam President, Congressman Ryan,
Let's go.
Let's continue the tour. Come on, kids are waiting.
Morning. Thank you for coming. Hope I can...
You were invented by Islamic scholars in the 7th century.
Today I have a BuzzFeed exclusive.
Senator Talbot,
Again, your opinion.
till I tear my rotator cuff.
- I'm sorry, ma'am. - A dog leaf blower?
Thought I lost you!
As terribly as you're doing,
- Well, actually... - Hi, ma'am.
Fine. What's on your mind, Congressman Ryan?
Miraculously, there were no fatalities,
What started in Iowa with a come-from-behind, second-place finish
I'll jam my fist up my dick hole
A misfortune cookie.
Richard, what's that noise?
Can I tell you something?
You can't just replace Gary with another lesbian
- and endorsing you... - I want vice president.
And?
No! You don't have it...
- Wendy just got a call. - What?!