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Made me chuckle every time. I never thought you could win.
We're going back...
Yeah, well, the police are out of control.
"The outages seem to be occurring
and certainly not in exchange
Congressman Ryan placed a distant third last night.
She gonna make me say it!
Wo zai zehli bangmang.
your endorsement this time around.
with Mike McLin-talk.
No more math!
When are you and I gonna have
are you still close with President Selina Meyer?
But it's also a place for truth, isn't it?
Could you give me HUD? Nobody cares about it.
Listen, we have to find a way
Let me know where to send the gift.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
from being taught to American children.
Fire her anyway just to be sure.
Of course.
Congratulations, Gary. The better woman won.
Madam President.
to say those things without actually saying them.
Hey, guys! Big news.
Just one last question, Mr. McLintock,
as far as a cabinet position in exchange for my endorsement?
Congressman Ryan, it's an honor.
- What? She asked. - Just let us know if we can be of any help.
Okay, I'll get out of you hair, ma'am.
I've heard you had a yen for Treasury.
I can't believe you backed another candidate, Uncle Judas.
Something that makes a NASCAR race look
I wish I'd aborted myself.
It's great. So the reason that we are here is...
Ma'am, South Carolina is gonna be tough.
So, is... is everything all right?
- Bill Ericsson. - That's Eric Bill Ericsson,
Wow. Way to go, buddy!
Yes. Indeedy. I, you know,
Shouldn't you be pre-chewing
that kid who threatened him with the candy bar!
and I'm not even gonna bother jacking off.
OK, I'm gonna go hang myself from a sturdy pipe,
Thank you, ma'am. I learned from an Afghani warlord.
to ejaculate into a cup.
- That's not negotiable. - Let's go.
Huge. Huge.
The guy at the Chinese consulate
- Mr. Walsh. I'm Blake Stein. - Nice to meet you.
And one more thing. I just found out from my stupid stepfather that...
It would be really good if we adopted another baby from China.
Did you see the spread that I ordered?
Morning, ma'am.
Oh, God, I think he has a crush on me.
Where are you registered? Child Protective Services?
Mostly crazy cuckoos,