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I'll go to the M Street Rite Aid."
- All right. So, how's the turnout? - Uh, like my prostate.
and he is an overgrown midget
- Tom James called. He wants a meeting. - Is he dropping out?
Mmm. Wow, this tea is the perfect temperature.
in Youngstown, Ohio, only on CNN.
of the surrounding seabed.
I can't believe you did this.
Oh! Saint Theresa's gray-haired gunt,
- I need something loud, not too loud like... - Dog chainsaw?
forty-eight thousand black voters were turned away
These are fresh bagels from New York,
Come on, that's like a dog whisper.
- It's a miracle. - Let's go spend twenty-five million dollars
God fuck America. No more math! No more math!
Kent, how are we doing with non-college-educated whites?
- Believe it or not, Amy. - She's still fuckin' up?
This is my first strategic meeting at the big table.
Wait, you're dropping out?
Absolutely not, Mother.
"New Selina Now."
You should flip through your NDA.
And what happened recently in your community
of Lurlene's own mayor, Richard Splett.
- Oh. - Get in the car.
and my money's on my mind.
But here's the hard truth.
Hello.
breathing down their necks.
Oh, sure! Yeah.
Please don't write it down.
Richard?
No, yeah, that's definitely Amy.
You've been taking fashion advice from a man
We can't have this discussion. We are still a nation of laws.
Then how about college-educated whites?
is get me in front of huge white audiences.
Are you kidding me? We can't let Kemi get a foothold in South Carolina.
I like that very much. Write that down, Leon.
- Huh? - These are early days.
I have decided to suspend my campaign
Well, then why the fuck am I running, sir?
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where earlier today an airplane