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But soon to be the "Black House."
I can't believe I got sixth place.
if he or she has a close personal relationship with the president.
- Praise the Lord. - Right?
who it turns out is not a dog, but a human.
- You killed him in a drone strike. - Oh, well.
- Because this is the Lord's house.
He just fucked me right in the ass!
He said, "President Liu is watching the election
That's a solid point.
Oh, morning, boys.
Yeah. And we teach this Islamic math to children.
back to the White House!
Dang it. So busted.
I thought she'd be more...
It is time for us to head over to the electoral scrapyard
- Oh, good question. - Thank you. It's actually Wendy's.
And that is my chief strategist, Teddy Sykes,
Oh, I'm no hero.
Or I could stay. Uh, for safety's sake. I'm a model of discretion.
We had an amazing turnout on our side.
It must've been the video I made, right?
I was following orders.
You. I thought you said I was gonna be president.
How?!
My video could help, actually.
Let's just say a few international tours would ease domestic tensions.
to make smart Americans feel dumb.
"If I need another Washington douche,
Thank you, South Carolina!
He saw a male Jesus.
Oh. I would love to see you at services on Sunday,
So who's in charge of the faith-based outreach now?
Welcome to "McLintock Embedded."
Lion-Kinging Little Richard all around
Thank you.
Do my eyes look puffy to you?
Amy Brookheimer.
Mayor Splett, what happened?
I have always tried to be there for you.
and think that I'm not gonna notice what...
and just man up?
Oh, all right.
Burn. Sorry, Dad.
for President of the United States.
Yeah. Marjorie, you're out.
That's an amusing joke, Senator James.
with exclusive coverage of Congressman Ryan's rally
"Widespread power outages across the state,
Good morning.
Madame P, got a moment?
My father started this youth center for one reason:
Hello, everyone. I'm Mike McLintock,
I... you know, I haven't committed to, um, anything...
Wait, isn't your wife Korean?