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We can turn this!
Liu sent you a message inside Mike.
- Mostly black and much larger than we'd like. - - Oh, shit.
Well, you're still my favorite son, Jonie.
Let's watch my victory speech again.
I'm here reporting from Lurlene, Iowa,
that State was more appropriate.
Modern math was invented by Islamic scholars in the 7th century.
from becoming president.
that's Eric something.
- Wait, what? - Yeah, listen to this.
and bumped into a local 7-Eleven.
The Meyer victory party's still raging.
I could have some more responsibility...
Gary. You're growing your hair.
K- Jazz.
Okay.
Mayor Richard Splett, are you there?
My very own campaign staff.
to the person who has proven time and time again
- Yeah. - You don't quit.
like a Jay-Z concert, you know?
"Man up" continues to resonate in all four quadrants.
Our government has assigned you
I may be a registered sex offender,
It's like the fat girl of Cabinet posts.
And that is why Jonah Ryan is the next President of the United States.
We've got a sister runnin', ya know.
I appreciate your honesty, Marjorie.
Something's happening.
Otherwise it's just murderers and rapists.
She still doesn't like when I eat in front of her.
I thought everybody kind of did the same thing.
I gotta get a little shut-eye before we land.
diddly-squat, unless...
Oh, it's a crop duster. They usually fly pretty low.
- "Ish." - "Esque."
because my mind's on my money...
Selina Meyer and Kemi Talbot can feel Jonah Ryan
What the fuck was... out!
That can't happen. Chicken?
You know who else thinks that I don't have the intelligence
I married enough of them to know that.
What you need is more police protection.
- I mean that's, that's not gonna work. Yeah.
- Yeah, we need some help. - Oh, sure.
No... are you... she's fine. She's fine.
Remembering things and reporting them back to people is not my strong suit,
Ma'am, our faith-based outreach program is kind of a disaster.
Ma'am. You wanna see this.
When you're president?!