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- Look at this. - Underwater, ma'am.
I'm sorry I'm late.
- Finance Chair. - All right, well, whatever.
to the Chinese for a lousy twenty-five million dollars.
Don't finish that sentence, ma'am.
I'd like to give my strongest and most full-throated support
I have my own webcast on BuzzFeed.
If we lose, it certainly won't be
I take what I want, whenever I want it.
You become President.
No, you did.
- No, I don't. - Oh, I like that.
Third place was a massive win for us.
It would be funny if you were American.
Mayor Splett, how does it feel to be the hero of 7-Eleven?
What up, Mojo?
I think a lot of my supporters would actually think
Can I make anyone a plate?
How about, for once in your life,
You gotta keep the kids off the streets.
Uh, well, a crop duster clipped a power line
Stricter marijuana laws! Ta-da!
Thank you, and God bless America.
and I would love it if you would speak to the congregation.
Ask me what's on my mind.
because you look thirty-four, tops.
And Keith Quinn'll help you out too, I think.
I thought you'd be more familiar.
who dresses like an overgrown ventriloquist dummy.
I'm surprised they let you run for president,
Although Secretary of State is only really powerful
Well, how come you failed me in algebra, Mr. Hennick?
As you know, the police are doing most of the shootings.
we will have you sign the application.
Tomorrow morning, we will be live
She recently had an abortion.
What was that?!
I'm hearing moving!
- What's up? - Can't buy that kind of press.
and he thinks he's better than everybody else in this room.
There's a lot of moving pieces,
Marjorie, there's something that you need to see.
'cause last I heard,
and the disputed mineral rights
education, and an adequate safety net...
She's not even all-black.