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What's that supposed to mean?
But I have no formal medical training.
No, it's below that.
I am, Peter. And it's only because I love you,
Oh.
Yeah, I'll have a water if you're getting one.
I'm gonna hurt something you love.
(. high pitched, singsongy. ): Peter!
Well, fine, if I can't do the book,
You go to an intro class,
Does it have to be a significant event?
I can have any three-year-old girl I want. Just know that, Lois.
MOTHER MAGGIE: How, children, we're going to learn who wears a hat.
A-ha!
I'll be like an Italian mom without bad kids.
They live there if you tell 'em to live there.
(. male announcer. ): need to move? no problem.
Well, you now know about as much as I do
You don't understand, Brian.
They say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch.
You know, l'd lay off the nagging if I was you.
Roll a Petey Learn-A-Long Song!
- No way. - CHILDREN: Yes.
and after several hours of sexual torture, I had a show.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Make me dinner, and go rent Twilight,
Yeah, Petey's Funhouse
And you! You're gonna help around the house,
I have to go.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, kids. Meet Saggy Naggy.
That's the old pee pad from my crib.
Are we really buying fish at the same place we buy tires?
(LAUGHING)
'cause you're all gonna eat your vegetables,
Lois, Peter's show is on the local public access channel.