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that's the subtle racism of lowered expectations
You're Jack Donaghy, all right, so quit whining and nut up.
"Four score and seven beers ago..."
It's revolutionizing the way we monetize broadcast television.
I know, but it's not surprising. Look at the educational system in this country.
Once I set my mind to something, I have to accomplish it.
They're artists, like James Joyce or Strindberg.
So do not try to play me
I think I voted for Nader!
I know you want to do this, but I don't think it's working out.
It's weird. What do I do with my arms? I've never thought about that before.
Yes.
I bow-hunt polar bear.
I don't like this at all. OK, I got it.
As you know, I've been studying comedy and learning what's funny.
- But you know what? You're the boss. - I think I can do it.
Yeah,they would.
Scalp the damn tickets!
if you would read exactly what's on the cue cards.
OK, look, this is not your fault.
Look, we all love Snapple. Lord knows I do, but focus here.
- Don't eat in costume. - Give me a break, I'm just...
I'm on it, sir.
We're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell...
You're weirding me out
- Did you say "action"? - Yes, action.
Hello?
- The time, sir. - Oh, that's right.
Was I supposed to say that then?
Damn, George Will just gets more and more conservative.
Nah, Lemon. I'll do that later. I got to bounce.
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What's really sad is that, while she's in this fragile state,