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No.
I can't kiss anyone.
Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand...
You know, if you're gonna work late, I can look in on him for you.
And then your face exploded?
No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. That's your brother.
...to simulate these conditions.
One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me.
We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square.
...where it's just got to be one of those things where I...
[R.E.M.'S "SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE" PLAYING]
- Hey. Hi. Hi. - Hi.
Too many jokes.
Must mock Joey.
Look, I didn't want to leave him alone, all right?
I'll never forget you.
You guys, I'm doing all-new material tonight.
You should just do it. Just sweep and throw me. Heh.
Gee, what? What is wrong with New Year's?
Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
- Really? - Yeah, we played. We watched TV.
What, uh?
You decide.
I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
And the next thing I know, she just starts pulling me out by my hair.