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♪ Tiny airplane seats ♪
Let's get out the company abacus and figure it out.
- Oh. - I've only smoked pot once.
I brought back from Russia. It's wonderful.
They're still closing. Have a good night, people!
The French Returned?
Oh, great. There's 54 million Jack Smiths.
Dr. Eastside. Holy cow, I just put that together?
After 89 years of continual operation,
If you're so curious, why don't you marry it?
I'm 22. I get to adorn my body as I see fit.
She did not.
We had a debate about Andy Griffith. Alive or dead?
Mondo encomium! It's all swell?
Dad used both carts! I associate both with my departed father.
Well, tell that to Bernie Roundbottom.
- They shouldn't have a drinking fountain. - All that liquid ends up somewhere.
I once got in trouble for cheating on a metaphysics exam.
I just hope the show is as successful as Taylor needs it to be!
I pictured you chomping a fat cigar.
They're right outside.
there's a dash in front of the Longfellow...
Hi.
It's got a point of view. It's something only you can write.
might entangle us in some messy litigation.
- You think you got the time? - 8:30.
- I didn't know you were such a prude. - I'm not a prude.
Is there anyone little here today? Anyone at all?
The opening scene is an excerpt from a play I wrote in college
We found our editor and the Gazette is saved.
You won't have to worry about me because now I have a man in my life.
What's the difference?
- Were you gonna tell me? - Of course I was.
- in every issue we've ever published. - I know. I'm an avid reader.
Hey! Yo, yo, yo!
You know, the Stars Hollow Gazette is the first newspaper I ever read.
- It's not fair. - It's my life, Rory.
- Nice to meet you. - We've met.
♪ Then someone turns and says ♪
if I ground up some guy named Pat LaFrieda and served him?
Lorelai, what is your problem?
- Oh, you... - Uh... no.
That number got a standing O, and it's one of Nat's favorites.
- Want to try some? - Sure.
I mean, it's MIT. Noam Chomsky walks the halls.
- Me. - Me, too.
- You don't have a wife. - It's not exact.
Did I forget? Have I officially become an old woman?
to fund the purchase of a top-notch display
That's a lot of friction. A fire was gonna start down there.
Feel free to jot down any critique or suggestion any time during the show.
Lawyers are facists
Something fun. Your grandfather's gravestone.
he never calls, and that makes him your mentor?
School of Rock. Bunch of schlock. This show gets an A.
Blah!
Let's see. Who could it be with? Uh, maybe the morning food delivery guy?
♪ We had sandwiches And talked all night ♪
I don't know. I'm in a weird mood.
Okay. Fine. We'll go.
Yes, but who delivers the stacks?
- You have money. - He has more.
Something must have gotten through, because she actually e-mailed me.
- This is a cut. - What a bore.
- So, that's the honey badger? - That's him.
Going to the gym?
- Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch! Ouch!
We've got to break this tragic pattern.
- I'm gonna miss the poem on the front. - Yeah, the seasonal poem.
who said, Don't go to the Dragonfly Inn. It's awful!
Except Kirk's pig.
That's how you and your mother work. You should be on my side.
It's Pat.
Five stones and five mistakes. What is going on here?
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Is this Rory? - It is. Yes, this is Rory.
- Well, got to get going. - Okay.
- At Richard's service. Jack spoke. - I was a good friend of your father's.
First, I'm traveling with friends.
- then he gets tired and falls asleep. - I'm up at 5:00.
- Me. - Really?
Hmm.
I'm going away.
There's a TV in here.
I got 26 more of these.
- Thank you. - I don't have a great sense of humor.
Michel, I've got a nature preserve on one side,
I played snooker at his house last night, and he's really cool.
♪ We're working on building Working on building Stars Hollow ♪
- Oh! - Thank you.
Ew.
Ah! Thanks for reminding me. We all love the Abba songs.
- And some of them are dead. - Really?
Deal.
I just found newspapers at the dentist's. So there.
You just don't understand the theater community.
- She's always liked my teeth. - Slow down.
- If that's what you want. - Don't make this my thing.
Wait. What about my floaty hut?
But I love philosophy, too. Metaphysics? Can't get enough.
Shut up.
I don't know who that is. I don't know anything.
You've been filing that same piece of paper for a long time.
See you later, Taylor.
Because she's there.
Everyone, good news!
What do you do, Jack?
♪ Hollow, Hollow, Hollow, Hollow Hollow, Hollow, Hollow, Hollow ♪
or Allah, or Buddha, or whoever it is you pray to.
- Mmm. Yes. - Great man.
What a night!
- Hey, Pat. - Oh, hi. Hi, Pat.
No! Dewey said this is the east side!
No, I did think this through. I am not a kid. This was not a whim.
- Are you saying I'm a sell-out? - No, I'm not.
Therefore, I am pleased to announce... Stars Hollow: The Musical!