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It's on the house tonight. Go! Go!
- Good jobs. High-paying jobs. - I can't say that I'm surprised.
So is the puppy, kitten, pony, raccoon, cow county fair caper.
Oh, my God. This is what I do. I get upset and I call Logan.
For how long?
Well, I may have encouraged her to go back.
There's dirt, bugs, animals.
The chlorine, the algaecides.
Okay. So we'll go.
- Where else? - She could get a job.
- All clear. - This place is a minefield.
- No. - Like I'm a geisha?
- No, no. - ♪ Magnetic, yo! ♪
She doesn't tell you what they are?
I don't know how long I'll last.
- What? - It's a cool story.
I was just upset at her and I was needing to vent,
Hey, guys, did you hear? Somebody vandalized the floaty hut.
- I think it sounds fun. - It sounds really fun.
Book and lyrics by, uh, yours truly.
The borough.
Well, no, but it's mine.
♪ What restaurants charge for wine ♪
Babette, I love you, but Kinky Boots was a show, not a character.
- You get water from a stream. - I know.
♪ In a revolutionary ti... ♪
That's a wonderful idea!
Gallons of kid pee being pumped into this pool as we speak.
that won't make me queasy.
We're breaking up.
- Got the list? Shoes on tight? - Check. Check.
- Hello? - Where are you?
out of respect for the hard-working creators of this musical,
We need to talk.
I'm writing a couple things for Michael Bay,
Of course I have. I'm not a shut-in.
♪ We'll hack it into a dining room set That'll easily seat eleven ♪
Jess? How the hell did he get into this?
- Rory, wait! - What's up, guys?
Ours looked like a lazy Susan.
Okay.
Pretty good crowd tonight.
Don't encourage her.
- What about Brooklyn? - Brooklyn's done.
Eh, the logic's impeccable.
- I could play one for you. - Please.
- I was thinking of going another way. - Another way. Okay.
Uh, is this thing on?
in a bucket and her own mother takes her to court.
- ♪ And Putin ♪ - ♪ And Putin ♪
I mean, your mother dragged you into it,
- I can't accept partial delivery. - You can and you will.
- When was this? - He didn't tell you?
That puts you in binge-watching jail, Luke.
But there's no man in this room.
- It happens to be about pot. - You made it sound way less fun.
out of respect for the hard-working creators of this musical,
♪ And the little stuffed dolphins On the floor ♪
- Oh, I'm so behind. - You get more space in Queens.
Okay, tell me.
- I don't know. - Neither do I.
- Welcome back, Rory. - I'm not back.
Oh, I'm having fun.
Or do we?
♪ And get honey from a hive ♪
- Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch!
- blank... - Yes?
No.
I'm an island? Guess I'm an island.
Your review of The Jungle Book
- Yes, m'lady. - I taught him to call me that.
- Who's your office manager? - Me.
You set it up, and I went along, and that's how it works.
- Wasn't laughing. - Doors are open to me.
I don't hang out with them.
Really? Do you know that your grandmother called you Susan until you were two?
I just... I couldn't acknowledge it because I want to do this so badly.
Thanks for coming. We appreciate your business.
It's our journey, and the journey you took before I was born.
- Should we discuss salary? - I assume it pays nothing?
- Oh, thank God. - Welcome back, Rory.
Gives me gas.
You'll make a pot and drink a cup. It's a waste.
- Why? - Because it's my life.
- Wow, thanks a lot. - Yeah, that was a total clam jam.
And it was a yard sale. Not even a thrift shop.
- I'm gonna sign up, too! - Babette, please, warn us!
so help me God,
It doesn't have to be.
It just happened. Like a reflex.
Um...
- So maybe I'll... - Wait a minute. Hold on.
Eighty-nine years, not bad.
This unfortunately is... less pleasant.
- They passed. They can smell it. - No one's smelling anything.
Come on.
I'm thirsty. Parched. I'm gonna grab some sparkling water.
That's not catchy.
- I mean, who is this guy, Mom? - Jack Smith.
♪ Let's have sex a lot ♪
- Oh, he hates the Red Sox. - And you. I'm mad at you.
Oh, hello, Taylor. Just came by to visit my little Perry White.
- Yup, all set. - Name's Kevin?
- I'll get it. I'm up. - I'll get it.
♪ And land mines ♪
Did you know I just celebrated a birthday?
♪ The map of my life Should be clear and precise ♪
♪ I feel my heart start to tremble ♪