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as the author of a little something called Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
So, because Hamilton has rap numbers, no one else in the world can rap?
I'm done with my therapist.
Friends, huh?
to come by Miss Patty's tonight and give it a listen.
Uh, I guess. I... I just need some coffee.
I should go save the ladies.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Consigliere of mine, I think it's time you tell your Don
♪ Stars Hollow! ♪
- Fifth. - Stay here.
Guess I'm an island.
Oh, my God. Feel that.
- I'm not 50. - You're not 40.
We get together a couple times a week, read our kids' résumés,
I wish I was in the past. It's better than any future with you!
It's probably too late. I've aged out.
No, not you. Never. I popped by to see if you were home.
- Come on, that's not fair. - I know.
Why didn't you tell me you looked for franchise locations?
As editor of the Gazette, you have better sources than me, Mr. Roundbottom.
The third one did fall off the truck.
Well, dig this. Grandma was asleep, and it's almost noon.
Lane, this dumb slow song is not helping.
- Isn't she supposed to fix you? - I think so.
- You can't take Dewey and Brandon. - Their mothers wouldn't let me.
Fine.
Clipboards? You needed more than one clipboard?
- I know what you should write. - What?
- Yeah. - That's why.
Condiments? Hmm, Nat, that's something we should kick around.
I'm right next to you. You don't have to yell!
- Well, it was my job. - Mm, well.
- Uh, Luke. - I don't know, okay? I don't know.
I think... for a first run-through, it was... yeah.
Excuse me... Um, excuse me, everybody...
- Well, I'm not back. - Okay.
♪ I am breaking right now ♪
♪ Is supposed to fly by ♪
Nope. There's 38 here. I'm supposed to get 40.
but without attribution to Longfellow. Got chucked.
So, unless there's other business anybody wants to bring up...
What was the point of that?
Oh, hi again.
Welcome back, by the way.
I think you're all in for a real treat. But first, some business.
♪ Got a hatchet and an ax And a hammer and a knife ♪
It was always correct before this. Why would you change it?
No cigar?
Our first issue of the Gazette is ready to hit the stands.
- Oh, I'm not back, fat... - I mean, back, Pat.
She just wouldn't listen.
- I'm guessing you're in the middle? - Somewhere, yes.
I've been looking at apartments.
What do you know about MS-DOS?
You're right. You're 22. Punch all the holes you want.
Carl and Violet should dress up as condiments.
You're shameless.
- maybe I could chip in a little... - I got it.
Very Lou Grant.
There's the line. Good luck, Kevin.
When they get mad, they're like five little Korean people.
the Stars Hollow Gazette is shutting down.
Well, he's struttin' around like he is.
This is the problem with knowing people a long time.
- Hey. - Hey. How did it go today?
Congratulations, Taylor.
I think I need to take that job at the W.
I wish.
- Articles? - Who reads the Gazette for the articles?
Say Waaaaat?
- It makes them hotter. - It makes no sense.
Sure. Why?
What time is it?
Okay. I'll take the west side, you take the east side.
- Esther? - Yes?
- No. I'm protecting you for some reason. - It's okay.
♪ About the town of ♪
- ♪ Not yet ♪ - ♪ Thank God ♪
Nothing. I had a thing with my mom.
- How are things at the inn? Good? - Well...
- That reminds me, I need to call Grandma. - Oh, yes.
- What am I gonna do? - Well, she'll calm down.
which I attribute to the recent criminal activity
Plus, bath water doesn't contain all those chemicals.
I don't. I'm just curious.
- You bought one? - No.
Nice to know he doesn't mind wasting a grieving widow's time.
♪ I am breaking right now ♪
a fire lane on the other side, protected wetlands on the other side,
- It's not my first issue. - Or mine, neither.
♪ It's a love, love Love revolution ♪
or jump back and forth a bit. I haven't decided yet, but...
The couple from New York wants to know
- That hurt. - And, I mean...
No. I'm hitting the west side!
and I'm not allowed to put guests in the barn unless they eat oats.
♪ Which I hoped would cure your scurvy ♪
into a nest of horny, gray-haired honey badgers.
♪ You gave me the mic And I'm gonna rock it ♪
The cousins are here and they have their own ladders. It's exciting.
We need a better system!
For the last 32 years, I have been the queen of understanding.
Hi, come on in.
What about the Civil War number with the revolving stage?
Listen, I'd like to come see you. When are you free?
Did we order Chinese, Greek and Italian last night?
It's not. See? Eastside Dental. It's east.
♪ Our sunsets are the best ♪
Friends are for other people?
A little to the right, Dewey, please.
How about a second course?
Why is everything so separate with us?
- It feels like an earthquake! - Strawberry shortcake?
Oh, no, I was just passing by with my daughter.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stars Hollow is going to...
This shelf is driving me crazy. It wobbles.
I'm gonna do Wild.
Maybe I glossed over it too much.
- What? - Wild.
It is hot!
Shellfish gets better with age, Mrs. Cassini.
- Are you kidding? - No.