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Thank you, Jack.
♪ Waterloo Promise to love you forevermore ♪
I've been on the phone with the company rep in China.
Yes, I saw the show, too.
I wonder if the Thirtysomething Gang goes through crap like this.
Hang on to your sheet music and knock 'em dead.
Ouch! Ouch!
- My license expired three months ago. - Get out of here.
- Soon. - Uh, I'm gonna go get one right now.
♪ Yeah, Lin-Manuel Had to deal with this ♪
♪ You are me in pants ♪
Oh, with their trampolines and their Kiss the Gardener signs.
- It's almost noon. - Already?
Okay, so we got all your info here.
Make it less perfect?
- Seeing you back in your childhood room. - I am not back.
We can take it.
- Couple of weeks ago. - Okay.
But there are people behind us.
- Let me pitch it again. - I get it. No.
I need this. Can't you understand that?
- You boil your own water. - I know.
Oh, come on. He can't be her boyfriend.
- Me and you? - Yes.
and then you butchered it like a piece of veal.
- I thought she would play backgammon! - Now, thanks to you,
- That trail's 2,000 miles long. - I won't do it all.
and we've come up with a new song.
It's a perfect Lifetime movie. Maggie Smith can play the mother.
- How was the drive? - Cologne-scented.
Right. A forklift. You have an excellent sense of humor.
- You don't believe me? - I don't know what to believe.
It's very popular, but doesn't that make what we're doing derivative?
Everything I own is in boxes scattered around three different states.
- Why are you mad at me? - You know why.
♪ Or now ♪
♪ I've been gone so long And you can bet I've got a lot to say ♪
I'm really gonna miss him.
Taylor, do not close the Stars Hollow Gazette!
You're missing this.
But my attorney warned me that doing the nine Abba songs at the end
- We have a baby on the way. - You do?
I'd drop by more yard sales myself, but you have to step into people's yards.
How do you fake whittling?
- ♪ And Putin ♪ - ♪ And Putin ♪
I just left Michel at the Secret Bar. It's final. He's leaving.
This walking thing is for chumps.
- Hi. Are you involved in this? - I'm just on the advisory committee.
May I ask what your qualifications are?
I don't call your mother.
- Yeah? - Am I in this book?
Did you just write break up with P?
Now you're gonna put it all in a book? I don't want my mother finding out
- You took metaphysics? - No, that was Woody Allen.
I can't. Not this time.
Right now. Come on. Out! Let's go.
but we thought a supersized event
Come on, Taylor, production values matter.
If you want to cut it,
My wife is crying upstairs.
- It stinks. - It stinks? That's it?
I've seen it before,
I was frustrated. I was talking to Jess...
- Where are you going? - Where?
Lorelai, yes. And me. And our life. I know that crap like the back of my hand.
- I can make it work. - Me, too.
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
- Oh well, that's not so bad. - How is that not so bad?
It's quite a find.
- Have you thought about that? - I'll adjust.
Sorry, just an expression.
the... the blank...
- You're totally screwed. - Ugh.
On this? It's a Duncan Phyfe!
so they brought it down and set it up for me.
I remember you, punk.
Here, take my musket and ammunition while I pour myself a drink.
♪ I need to be unbreakable ♪
- Six. - Oh, getting better. Hmm.
What?
Night, night.
She's moved in?
I was Lucy in You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
- It's good to see you. - You, too.
Then we will not.
Stable. Nothing permanent. What about you?
- So, I totally smoke pot. - I figured.
Now we're in the middle of my diner, arguing,
A magical desk.
Our lives were set up by you. I just went along with it.
would generate fresh enthusiasm for tourists to visit.
It's just so stressful being here.
- Bye. - Bye.
So, I'll get a doggy bag and take the leftover coffee home.
Well, what I used to do, because now she might answer.
I go into the office every now and then. They hide from me.
- Okay. - Sure.
♪ Before the British ♪
or now.
so that I can teach at Chilton. He could smell it.
You're packing up to leave Grandma's house.
Jack has offered to drive us all to the cemetery.
I was thoroughly vetted, there were several interviews.
- By yourself. - I know.
- Beakers, clamps. - Test-tubes, Bunsen burners.
I was not just on vacation.
♪ We'll have 14 kids ♪
- You cook your food. - I know.
I know nothing about musicals, but this is a fun musical.
Wow.
Hasa diga eebowai, you Mormon nerds. Audiences are ringing a new doorbell!
You stay there, Jack. I'll, um, bring some for all of us.
This isn't about you lending me money.
- Oh, no. - Hinges are bent, lock's jammed,
♪ Got a dagger and a mallet And a really big rock ♪
Sit down!
- Am I being punk'd? - You're being dramatic.
Is that right, make them?
She's there.
Mm-hmm. We love everything Paul Thomas Anderson does.
I just found newspapers at Mrs. Kim's.