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He wants to fight me, that's fine.
To distinguish you, we present the golden badge.
Whistlin' Willy's, a child favorite in town,
I just want to hear him say,
Yes, us Yelp critics are being scrutinized!
My name is DAVID!
I would like a table inside the area with all the little plastic balls, please.
Everything I've worked so hard to achieve.
Right, guys?
Maybe I don't deserve special treatment,
Uh, did they mention to you that I am a Yelper?
Wearing this badge means you will always get the special treatment that you deserve.
and yet willing to do what the people of this...
But the street parking wasn't that great.
Okay, you no pay. You no pay. Please.
to finally get what this town really needs.
Hmm, is that a jalapeño cream sauce?
No stars?
Oh, yeah. Y-you guys stay at school.
because they wouldn't kiss your asses!
Mmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
Harrison Yates, what's gotten into you?
I don't want to go back, either.
Like, I don't know, maybe only-one-star late.
It didn't do well with Yelpers.
It's great that you all want to be critics,
I didn't ask to be the leader. I was appointed!
You, too, you son of a bitch.
If people are gonna be trying all the new restaurants in town,
Boogers and Cum