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Come on, guys.
All you Yelp reviewers get the hell out of here!
All these hack wannabe food critics have made my profession a joke.
Whoa.
I'll get the out! Thank you!
Yeah, let's go!
Our little town is all grown up.
Okay, here you go, amigo...
What are you talking about?
Ow!
I'm going, honey.
The restaurants put up signs saying I can't come in.
Hello! Hi!
Gerald, we're going to the park.
What's going on?
It was like being raped from the inside.
- Okay, done. - Great!
It's not fun. It's serious.
You Yelpers are killing me.
- Hi. Two of us for lunch, please. - Yes. Right away.
Oh, geez. You guys, too, huh?
after being taken down by Yelp reviewers.
David! Dude, wait!
This way, everyone!
Careful now, Bill. You don't want a one-star review.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- David is new to our school. - Oh, cool.
And so we said to hell with it!
It was like this one, solid piece that I had to push out my asshole.
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
It's over! It's over!
our most elite food critic.
Oh, are you having a party, sweetheart?
♪ Your online critiques are real useful to some ♪
"Maybe I don't deserve special treatment,"
You've made these people feel unwanted, and now they look to me for answers.
♪ But your decor critiques are valid ♪