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You can't just treat me like I'm nothing.
You've got your followers.
They all hang on my every word,
The restaurants are still refusing to be intimidated,
our most elite food critic.
You're right, Butters.
God bless you, sir...
And I'm going to use my power
I don't know why they singled me out,
Look here, my good man. We've been waiting over 15 minutes
Si, me ride me tiny bicicleta to school.
The online restaurant critics are getting ready
but how else can I be the elite food critic they want?
My name is "Da-veed."
I had a bad experience at Red Lobster,
You're just a tiny voice in the crowd."
Shut up.
Thank you, David. That's good service.
How do you get to school? Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Huh?
Oh, God, I love being a restaurant critic.
You're done.
You want to come along?
You need backup, sir?
And the Yelp reviewers are preparing for all-out war.
along with some boogers and cum.
I know they need me, and that's enough.
♪ Bein' a food critic's easy! ♪
It's a miracle!
But this isn't Mexico.
That's right!
Will you bus this for me, David? Thanks.
But now everyone relies on my Yelp reviews,
the Yelp critics' leader!