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All right, we got a Yelper. Give it that special attention.
If you really are any kind of important anybody,
I can update this to a one-star review in two seconds, dude.
♪ I'm telling you, chum ♪
Yes, sir. Give me a second. I'll have a table right away.
Excuse me! Emergency! Over here! Emergency!
Bicicleta Paul?
Your parents' restaurant just wasn't up to my standards, "Day-vid."
I guess maybe I do have a town to protect.
I guess.
And unless you're chicken, I'll see you south of town.
to make real food critics respected again.
♪ So you're one of Yelper's special blessed ♪
Could you have them turn the lights up a little, please?
Oh, hey. Hey, busboy.
Crispy risotto bites from Olive Garden.
I'm the, uh, Yelp elite.
Now get the out! Go on!
♪ Now have a good time eating boogers and cum! ♪
The angry Yelp reviewers are demanding special treatment
You're a mechanic!
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
Well, I'll be damned.
Yes, we've been alerted, sir.
- This pagan shit hurts my ears. - Of course.
But does anyone even thank you for it?
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
Hell, does anyone?
That's it, Maggie. I'm hanging it up.
♪ How about some feces with your flounder? ♪
We don't have to kiss their asses anymore!
Yeah, look at all these new restaurants the Whole Foods has brought in.
You get the... Get the out!
Oh, excuse me. More customers.
"Da-veed."