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they'll have to do it without my reviews.
One local restaurant worker actually called out
They claim that as local food critics,
When the Yelpers get here, I need you to get lost, okay?
Okay, have fun.
Fight together, and show the restaurants that our food critic does matter!
Yeah. Me, too.
It's a big responsibility, but I suppose I have to accept.
and I'm gonna use my power to finally get what this town really needs.
It's not supposed to have water, you...
Are you gonna clean the tables here, too?
people no longer know who is the real food critic.
Oh, hello, David!
Oh, no. No one star, please.
your teeny, tiny bicicleta to school?
Hi. Two of us, please.
the chef brines chicken in habañero
Morning, Ger.
"Maybe I don't deserve special treatment,"
and I-I don't want to let anyone down.
One star.
Well, Eric, you should be proud that people want to be like you.
- Where you going, sir? - You heard him.
To distinguish you, we present to you the golden badge.
♪ Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one ♪
Okay, bring in the next one.
Hey, David, somebody spilled something here.
- Excuse me? - I said my name is David.
Could you clean this up, por favor?
And for all your service to this community,
♪ Piss in your potatoes! ♪
I will do my best to serve this town.