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Let's get her out to the yard so you can spray her down.
They already have a contract?
Thanks.
That's what...
I'd love to discuss strategy with you
- Okay. - Just...
Well, anyway, it was--it was very brave.
for practically everything we do, so...
- Oh, okay, great. Thanks.
- Andy-- - You're calling me a liar?
you never had a drinking problem.
So you're dating a secretary now?
The floor...
Alice.
She's so tiny like a little kitchen witch
- Is that a-- - Okay, I know
Just-- it's not high pressure.
How did bogart put it?
There's just some crud on her screen.
And, frankly, if I had my way,
Uh, thanks for coming in.
- [Scatting] - Toby.
Come on in here.
I can't be your monkey, Dwight.
- Here we go. - Get this show on the road.
Have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time
- You have children? - Two children, yes.
Now, please.
Kids in the hall.
Andy said you can start right away.
Man, you can't do that stuff.
How are you doing?
Watch this. Hey, Newman, chillax.
- Hey, Andy. - What?
You're not?
Oh, no.
Anything for team Halpert.
translation--my manhood.
"Mutually agree to..."
We'll get to that.
Now all it takes is 1/2 liter.
"Hey, Andy, all's well.
- I'll help you. - There's a divot where it was,
Is it?
You're gonna smash it.
You don't eat it. It's a toy, like a wishbone.
What kind of music are you into, Peter?
of office manager.
♪ And you're fired
And you are on very-- hey.
- Hello, aunt Shirley. - Who's this little kitchen witch?
your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat
It's been a while, huh?
Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find.
Best seat on the roller coaster.
I'm the horrible boss around here,
Does making you feel bad make me feel better? Yes
- I'm sorry, I thought this job was for the position
Because I think this is pretty cool.
I would understand if a friendship began.