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Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!
Sure, I'm blind in one eye, and my other eye was infected that day from picking at it,
and I was tired, and I'd been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine,
Daggermouth killed my friend Salty, and he was twice the fisherman you are.
- Yeah, no fake. No fake. - Mom!
I'm afraid I'm won't be able to do this in the time I quoted.
and we'd owe somebody a lot of money.
I wanna go home and spend the next three days in solitary confinement where I belong!
If you're gonna grab ahold of life,
Does anyone out there like me yet? Can I stop this?
- Very good. - For the best.
Let's see, latitude 42, longitude 71. This is it. What the hell...?
- How do you turn a phrase? - God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass.
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
There we are. It's a Van Gogh print. Isn't it beautiful?
I'll take 'em. Just kidding. Or maybe I'm not. Sign this.
Agh! What is this?
I've fantasised about what this house would be like with culture.
- Hi, Mom! - Hi, Chris. Put your father on.
- Me too. - Sounds like a good balance.
Why don't you kill Daggermouth?
Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?
- Take those guys out there, for example. - Where?
Boom Boom, did you do your exercises today?
you've gotta expect to get your hands dirty once in a while.
He'll kill any man that comes near there. I saw him once.
I am screwed. I'm gonna lose my house and my boat and everything.
No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
- What do you suggest? - Get out your ring.