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Oh, boy! I get to go live at the bank!
What?! Don't Look at me Like That Trees Need Love Too... But They Gotta Pay
Please direct your attention to this photo of a beautiful 40-foot fishing boat.
I'll let you in on a secret, neighbour. The best fishing is at latitude 42, longitude 71.
You can whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks.
No, I think this one's all yours.
- 50 bucks! - She had nine STD's.
Me.
Not now, Abby.
Or 50 really fat chicks for a thousand bucks.
Yes. I did 20 laps. And I'm about to do 20 more.
And you, a glass of starboard. That's a nautical joke.
Hey, how about some TV?
- I have not, Lois. - He's right. It's actually been more like...
Peter Griffin. Friends call me Peter for short.
WTF Gino??? Of course I remember!
Fuck you That is all
All right. All right. I've got one. I've got one. OK.
Your house? This is my house. My wife and I bought it from the bank.
You want to buy that boat? Go ahead, take it.
These are the precious moments.