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i know, right ? who is the coon ?
what's the matter, coon ?
* going down to south park *
as hundreds of people gather to try and get a glimpse
don't show your face, mysterion !
nu-uh.
i mean you no harm.
but he could have the answers i need.
and all its puny inhabitants and all that,
what, why ?!
i will show you what we know about mysterion's identity.
yeah !
once again, i alone am the symbol
this way !
the impossible has happened.
and pretending to be a superhero, but who ?
oh, yeah, i think it's around here somewhere.
would be on the rooftop of walgreens.
or do you think he's a dangerous vigilante ?
is dead.
the city is a dying whore.
be careful, bruce vilanch !
every town needs a hero.
all those times you tricked me into meeting you
that's a hate word
i didn't want to resort to this,
i'm not here to stop you this time, chaos.
( panting )
and i cannot just sit and watch
and does he really have the right ?"
"just who is he ?"
why are you doing this ?
oh, what happened, hon ?
for the town, y'know ?
but how many more rapists are out there ?
i'm sure many of you will too.
"to rid our streets of crime ?
there's some graffiti on the bridge again.
in an otherwise bleak and dreary world !
you're a fucking douche bag !
don't do it, mysterion !
i am mysterion. mysterion ?
i mean, i hate the world
( cheering )