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All right, let's do it.
Just this woman I met last night at the party.
Get over it, it’s been four years!
Oh, yeah, I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert.
Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right?
Okay. Bye-bye.
Done.
She starts thinking, "Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me."
I'm sorry. I was an idiot.
Oh, God. Yeah, botanists are such geeks.
Give it back when you're through.
Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
Who?
Well, can you, like, dance at all?
Ahem. So, uh, what kind of things do you write about?
Right here?
[IN SAD VOICE] "Hi."
Is that a dinosaur tie?
How lazy is she?
- Hey, hold on a second. - Uh, okay.
- See, she's fully dressed, right? - Right.