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A homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one.
We can't live like this for ever.
Sorry, but according to this map, you're not even part of these United States.
GOOD MORNING, JOE. PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY POOL?
Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so can you.
It's got headphones, so I can watch Steven Seagal movies without waking Bonnie.
Diarrhoea!
No, Brian, it's a foreign car. The "T" is silent.
From This Day Forth, This Territory Will be known as "Denya"!
Look at what we're reduced to. Our own baby has to use newspapers for diapers.
So tough luck, Swanson.
- Oh, God! - That kill me?
(jake peeing) ugh! (jake laughs) ha ha! (jake slam the door)
Step into my office.
You're missin' the point. Our blockade is turnin' Petoria into a Third World country.
- Deal. - Yeah!
OK. Here goes.
- What the...? - Hi. You guys have any Cheese Doodles?
I spent my refund on a plug-in playmate.
I knew this was the right thing to do.
Oh, yeah? Well, according to paragraph seven, sentence three, word eight
Oh, man. So after all this I end up with nothin'?
I'm stuck up here in the nosebleeds. I'm president of Petoria. I want a better seat.
- Any questions? - Yeah, uh, I don't get it.
Oh. Oh. You know, honey, you don't have to do this.
And all in favour of "Ephraim, the Retarded Rabbit"?
You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
Damn pig-dog Americans, messin' with my family like this.
my grammar sucks, but more importantly, we're about to commence
Our lead story tonight: Petoria.