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Face it, it's over. Why not sit down with the mayor and negotiate some kind of treaty?
How to be a Sovereign
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Are you nuts? Look at all these telegrams.
Let's go! We're crossin' the border! Goodbye, President Griffin.
- Uh, Miss Stratford? - Come in, Mr Griffin. Don't be nervous.
Jake Max
YES! LOCK AND LOAD! LOCK AND LOAD! BRING ON THE PAIN!
I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
to scratch your ass with a laser beam from space?
That's... that's not a riddle, that's... that's just terrible.
But we have to think about the welfare of our children.
Manuel, do you want... Can you ask him if he wants cheese?
Nonsense! Force is the only thing a despot like Peter Griffin understands.
seceded and repatriated in less than a week.
Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub. Yay chris! :)
- Here. Use this head lamp. - Hey, where's the kids?
I also demand to remain my own, independent nation.
Yes! Lock and load! Lock and load! Bring on the pain!
Not a good jail, like on Cinemax. The man-jail.
It's not for ever. You know, it's just... it's just... You know.
"Whaaaa..." Well, I can't do it, but you know.
That's Petorian for "More beer, you slappy-wag."
Oh, oh, you don't believe me? Here! Look it up!
Ah, you know, when Peter first said we were our own country, I was a bit sceptical.
tell him his grandmother was tryin' to work me over.
That's... that's not a riddle, that's... that's just terrible.
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
when you're about to assassinate an infidel?
I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait.
Good morning. I'm Diane Simmons. We now go to Tom Tucker,