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Jackie talking to Elisha after the model pictures
- Absolutely not. - How about you give me your pen?
I was going to call it "Peterland", but that gay bar by the airport took it.
A military strike against such a small nation could cause an international backlash.
Thank you, Diane. So, Mrs Griffin, what's it like being the woman behind the man?
I've got diplomatic immunity
And all in favor of Efflin the retarded rabbit!!??
- Excuse me. Some of us are here to learn. - No one's talkin' to you, Albania.
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
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- Hey, wait, wait, wait! Come back here! - What?
Okay, okay. Here’s another riddle. A woman has two children.
Now, Mr Griffin, would you like to begin?
- What? It's my yard. - Sorry, Your house is too close to the kerb.
- And that makes us our own country. - What are you talking about?
It's not part of Quahog.
- A cat? - A stereo?
What's going on? Did the city give you the permit?
Oh, now you're just bein' crazy.
My son Chris is in charge of our space programme.
Morning, subjects. What's for breakfast?
I'm gonna send you back to hell where you belong.
- Yeah. - No.
If you said "mallard" and you had a cold, it would sound like "Ballard".
Almost!
Yeah well I only have to wear one goggle