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And I'll have the City chicken.
What'd I do? What'd I do?
But you don't sound like me.
Oh, no wonder she left!
I sure did.
he'll be able to take the weight off faster.
so they can see how skinny you are.
You get up to your room right now, mister!
Sure. Let them in.
The reason I was able to lose so much weight so quickly,
But I still want to be the leader in a thinner America,
If I get fat,
But, fellas, if I get fat, my parents will ground me!
and then gone and eaten a ton of Chinese food
All right, Jared, you sick pervert!
It matters, dude.
Jared doesn't have AIDS, AIDS.
It definitely works for every woman I ever met.
I just keep puking it up.
not sub sandwiches, that caused him to lose weight.
Hi, Julia and Chris
Dude, we just need you to come down to City Wok real quick
I mean, sure, they're my aides now,
I’m just laying around jacking it.
is contrary to our commitment to good health.
And when we have children, they'll have aides.
I think I know how to be a celebrity again!
That's about... That's right about here.
youre grounded fro a week no tv
And my mom and dad love me even if I am fat.
So he was saying children should have help like he had.
Oh. You just wait till I get home, mister!
- Oh, all right, then. - Row, you fat bitch!
Jared's aides are like my aides?
You can't slim down bones, stupid.
- He lose weight eating City Wok? - That's right!
City beef.
Then, it's time! We can undo the banner!