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I’ve proven weight loss is easy!
My calculations put that at about $4 million.
Jared lost weight eating Subway Now he's cold and alone
Now he's got lots of moneys and girls
Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.
But I feel like I need to come a little clean about something.
Just think about all those people following you around,
Then City Wok could say their food makes you lose weight!
God, he was always up for helping us out.
I tell the world to get aides and they think I’m crazy!
Well, yeah, but... I don't know.
Percy's Chocolate Crunch
He want everyone in world to have AIDS.
Are my mom and dad back home yet?
I almost wish I had never gotten aides!
Well, my hot, spicy boner, of course, Dad.
there he is beating that dead horse
Well, eating sub sandwiches was a big part of it,
Except that I should get a 20% pernegation fee
Aren't you overreacting a little bit?
Christine, this probably isn't going to matter to you at all,
That's right, Stan.
Besides, I'd get grounded.
Well, that's not really what you say in the commercial.
He likes sandwiches with Philadelphia cream cheese
What?
you might not be so popular.
I’ve been grounded for having liposuction surgery.
Yes, yes.