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- That's a great idea. - Lose weight and make money.
Jared, it's just that your new take on weight loss
Now, I think the $4 million should be split evenly among the three of us.
there he is beating
for their shattered dreams.
red
I know, you kind of have to read the fine print
With all those sub sandwiches
Say they'll eat nothing but their Chinese food,
Jacking it? Jacking what?
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
That's a long time to wait.
No, I totally covered for you.
Oh, God damn it!
Why?
Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Yeah, but, you know, I’ve learned something today.
- they're gonna want several. - That's true.
Hi dad and mom Don’t you hi dad and mom us you big shit!
Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!
You've had AIDS all this time and you knew it?
What? What are you thinking? Are you bummed?
No, it isn't, stupid blubber butt.
You wouldn't be a penis butt, Butters. You'd be famous.
and so I’m here to tell you that you should all go out and get aides!
We told you no television while you're grounded.
Welcome to Shitty Beef. You want Biltong?
Hey, yeah.
His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison
- AIDS? - That's right.
Yeah, none of us want to marry Butters!
Well, don't you see what this means?
But we're supposed to shoot your commercial
Hey, you're the one that screwed us by not losing weight, Butters.
how skinny Butters is,
AIDS is finally funny!
Oh, my God!
We would have never laughed about this before.
Your anthrax has given me colon cancer!
Oh, come on, just think about how famous you'll be!