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You're sticking up for me?
Yeah, Mike, I was thinking,
He's not crazy.
I caused them.
(chuckles mockingly)
Okay, which of these ties is better
You better hold on to this guy, Marge,
Homer, I got to tell you one thing.
Huh. I got this.
by taking this half a PowerBar.
Mock all you want.
Right. So why not make the pizza one slice at a time,
as a nuclear guy.
Get this intern out of my office, you nincompoop!
This man is a god and his clangers are unbustable.
(laughing uncontrollably)
Yet again, a man's life hangs by the gossamer thread
I took a one-week loan from Fat Tony for a hundred grand.
Lenny's gonna be here any minute. Shh.
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Did this little hump just say what I thought I heard?
No one disrespects Homer Simpsons.
Oh, my God, I can't believe you like it.
I didn't stop those accidents.
(interns laugh)
It's not a workout; it's been disproven.
ANNOUNCER: But Lehigh takes the lead with a three
(chuckles): Don't worry, honey.
He's super dumb. (laughs)
-It's the code of the card. -How big did he sign?
Come on, it's okay. Don't cry.
Ah! Toothpick legs!
You bet on yourself!
No, Mike, don't.
Oh, well, you're gonna love this story.