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That's why I did this. To protect you from yourselves.
I had to listen to this jerk all morning. Can we listen to something else?
We wouldn't have our gallows Or a shiny Bigfoot trap
Stay out of Riverdale.
Except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie Comics.
It's not the mayor's fault That the stadium collapsed
Yeah, switch the station. I consider myself politically correct.
Diamond Joe Quimby Pothead
We'll have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.
Well, how's this? I'll not only build the expressway...
I want every loyal listener to do everything they can...
patiently listening to your interminable anecdotes.
But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs...
...you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon.
So, my friends, let's just junk those dumb-o-crats...
Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.
vote sideshow bob for mayor
I deride your truth-handling abilities.
I'll spare you the embarrassment of admitting you don't know who Bob is.
You will have 72 hours to vacate.
If you were running for PM he’d vote for you
...let no one say I don't also blow.