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No Edgar Neubauer.
Then "B."
What!? Oh, yes, all that stuff I did.
What's happening?
Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you.
This is hopeless. They're gonna demolish our house for sure.
Kids, help.
- Triangle. - Very good, Bart.
Enough! Lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
- Indeed, I am. - Because we all know...
I don't like him either...
Matlock!
Here you go. The results of last month's mayor election.
...patiently listening to your interminable anecdotes.
So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction...
It's time people realized we conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers...
He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity. Can you believe that?
...who'd rather play Hacky Sack than lock up the homeless.
But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes...
Yes.
This sounds awfully controversial.
Give us something we like, or we'll ride you out of town on a rail.
- Sonny to his Cher. - Ringo to his rest of the Beatles.
Stuck-up Riverdale punks. Think they're too good for me.
Mayor Quimby, you are well known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime.
I deride your truth-handling abilities.
No, Bart. Don't you see? Dead people can't vote.