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Why don't you head on up to bed?
By constantin stanislavski
- Yeah--
- I don't need a chaperone.
But only a quitter quits, sir.
- Oh, no, in her mind, she's already accepting an award
Jack turns to nancy.
Hopefully, the next time we see each other,
- Lance, I wanna thank you for you professionalism
- Hey, you wouldn't say that if you read
But every woman here would love to slip it to your son-in-law.
- Pairs well with failed suicide.
- Well, as you know, I recently had a minor setback
It's just the budget's really tight.
Go Red Sawks
Let's get these scabs off my knee.
I'm not one to tell tales out of school,
With no idea that you'd already gotten another woman pregnant.
- You're living in a dream world.
- Hey, kenneth, nice tux.
- I believe in two things.
But I'm late for a tooth-whitening appointment
Like the fact that nancy got divorced for you
- I get it, lance.
--Holes.
I'm not a writer.
I'm trying to find a quiet place to finish this rewrite.
- No, you gotta see this.
Weird al's about to get a taste of his own medicine.
- Oh, you're still here. - That's what they all say.
I can't do that now. It's ruined.
- ♪ daddy's fightin' overseas
I work for jack.
Get back to doing the things I love,
While he came down from meth.
At planet hollywood.
- And what is your opinion on hybrid cars?
- 'cause I'm gonna be mitt rom-mummy.
Weird al corrupted something beautiful
Only nancy used reagan's first name.
- Kingslayer!