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There's nothing you can change pizza to.
Jack donaghy, 50s, big irish head,
♪ fart so loud, fart so loud ♪
Since the creation of earth 800 years ago.
With the money he makes off you...Dumb bitch!
Don't smell that guy.
Jack, if this tv movie will help,
- Jack, there's a reason I can't write this the way you want it.
About obama for me.
But I'm ready to start over again at the bottom.
- Jack, where are you?
I'll have to write a new song. - Don't you understand?
[squeals]
Free executive sandwiches like this forever.
Maybe my whole marriage to avery was a lie.
And we'll be in touch.
- I got four inches of steel that might change your mind.
Say, old janitor,
Is women dressing like dennis the menace at work.
I never would have hooked up with diana.
I don't care if it's nancy or diana or your insistence
That the jack character have an awesome catch-phrase.
- You've got a long way to go before you're jack donaghy,
- I didn't want to write a song for the film.
Just wanted everyone to know that I'll be method acting;
I am jack donaghy.
[ridiculous boston accent] - jack, who's calling ya
I'll miss you, jack.
- Hey.
- Medically, it's a neck ridge.
- Impossible.
- Thanks, lemon.
He normal al'd us. I feel so--
- Hey, I'm trying to help you.
- You must crumble like greek statues.
From the upcoming nbc television event
And that woman has flawless skin,
Like chubby checker took the traditional standing dance
I'm not afraid of anyone in show business.
All right, now let's hurry up and edit this thing.
♪ can't make up for time that's passed ♪
- Are you kidding? It's your anniversary.
- So, thank you, jack.
But, my god, you do have amazing eyes.
- Hey, when this movie airs,
And your relationship with avery was perfect,
Think a young fred grandy.
[exciting jazz music]
- We reveal jack's high school sweetheart, nancy donovan,