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and did Joe Torre shoot Flipper?
Sold! - Damn it!
and by "dazzle" you mean "Scriptural accuracy."
I better bid shrewdly.
This is either about me or steroids.
Wow. At last, my pathetic little life has a meaning.
But if I add your shameless shenanigans,
Honey, I bet you're wondering why Daddy's not at work again.
I'm better than you, and I'm only ten.
but not six times.
This whole place is disgusting.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the start of Super Bowl XXXIX!
It turned me from an atheist to a hurray-theist!
Look out, Jonah! It's a whale!
No! As your financial backer, I insist upon reality.
before cowboys, before dinosaurs:
But first, professional sports continues its downward march into the gutter.
This is so cringe. I'm gonna kill myself
Oh, my.
Homer, do fries come with that shake? - Sure do.
Synchronization by Lord Damon
I'm like Michael Moore, except I'm skinny, my jeans are washed, and God loves me.
I happen to know that the person inside that leprechaun suit
Not in here, I don't.
Maybe God brought us together for a reason.