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Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.
Oh, and his middle name was Alva...
In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called...
There you are in outer space. That's pretty impressive.
They won't let me in the big people library downtown.
- That chair might be the only one he made. - So?
and sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.
Uh,James Watt invented the steam engine.
only to realize you're not wearing makeup?
Not the way I quit.
Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.
There goes a real sack of crap.
You mean the wild mood swings?
You can't come back later because-
Toilet
And that's true too. It's funny and true.
Uh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot-
'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me.
and he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.
Şimdi Bakalım. İcat. İcat Let's See Now. Invention. Invention
Women will like What I tell then to like
No more lousy pajamas!
We're not rivals.
and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...
Whoo-hoo.
In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time-
A six-legged chair that won't tip over-