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First, my all-purpose electric hammer...
D’oh!
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Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain.
Hike.
for Edison's already-wealthy heirs.
Whatever.
Sure. Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.
Quit boring everyone!
Oh, yeah. They'll put me on a stamp for that.
and no one in their right mind would buy them or accept them as gifts.
Oh. I see you're having a party. I'll come back later.
That's very good.
And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.
I didn't tell you to quit your job.
Ryan 35 times a day
Finished! Get outta here!
Finish! Ooo… Stars! Pretty! Penny Ling! That Dog Man book is mine!
There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.
Ooh. Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.
You expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?
Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.
Hmm. Hmm.
President Clinton has launched a new Web site.