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Exciting news, everyone.
Good. We'll be over at 2:00.
Do you know your mother is here?
And I don't want to hear another word about it.
Lemon, one of her suitcases was just wigs.
not the one I wanted by the way!
I hope it's not seasonal.
I ducked down to Florida for a surprise early Christmas.
You are being a real Scrooge!
This is it, 4-D.
I mean, if I want to lick a hippie I'll just return Joan Baez's phone calls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just have to get stocking stuffers. And stockings!
They scammed me and now they're selling that stuff on eBay.
Look, we already did our Christmas charity work.
There are these Nigerians on the internet that help me.
Fly to Rio, tan in the nude, bet on some monkey wrestling.
Have I not told you about my mom's Yuletide boyfriend,
Every time I hear that song I get aroused.
My other hip!
She went overboard because her family's not exchanging gifts this year.
have a wonderful Christmas.
It's this cheap, high-proof brandy I found.
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Donaghy.
She will be treated humanely but there will be no escape.
Sadly, it will mean working a lot of hours over the next couple days.
I brought these presents as part of the "Letters to Santa" program --
I have no choice. I can't go home.
I have to go to the prop meeting, now.
What kind of son --
# Everybody knows a turkey and some mistle toe?
You just push the little button on top.