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So I got her a Valentine's Day card,
Jo, there's books in my chair.
Yeah, except there's no grass out there.
co-regional manager of this branch.
but we got a little problem here.
Now, Jim here is thinking about taking himself
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Four-and-a-half hours. New record. Low.
No, the cops called us.
by making him look like a penis.
(CHUCKLING)
No, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?
It sure does. Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier,
Come on. See? They love me.
I can't compete with her.
Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you
I have a reservation in your fair city
You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management,
Don't try to cut my throat.
I mean, we don't kill him, obviously.
I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.
It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card.
who don't need so much management?
What are we, five?
Oh, he is. He's the co-manager. That's the other co-manager.
and he's doing some terrible things. Okay?
Phyllis, you guys are, like, my closest friends.
out of the running for being manager. Yep.
But that might be a plus. And then what? Okay.
Uh, Charles Schulz did.
(DOGS PANTING)
Fine. I don't care which one of you does which job,
You named them?
For the record, I fought this. All right?
It's not really 1992 anymore.
What? Really? Yeah.
so let me just pull up your information here.
Excuse me, everyone, please check your emails.
Now this is knucklehead talk. I'm not going to abide it, you know.
There's blood everywhere.