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I don't know. I mean, I think I want to have kids someday.
Oh, I love kids. I just love them.
You know what? I'm gonna check back into my hotel.
I'm not going to avoid Peter like the drunk chick at a party.
- Oh, my God. - I don't believe it.
Someone to tend to Be a friend to
And now back to Old People Agree With Arnold Palmer.
Oh, God, Lois. That is just morbidly obese.
Who? Top Men.
You're an ass, you know that?
Here it comes!
Look, I came as soon as Peter contacted my website.
Like, just, you know, off the top of my head, I don't know...
Do you really care about a man who used to try and pick up girls...
Oh, that's fun. That sounds like you had a fun time.
Or, you know, or someone white named Parks.
Now, I'm going to my book club and you are going to the meeting.
Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high?
Whoa, you know what, that actually didn't really come out right.
I brought it from home, because I don't like the creamed corn they have here.
Great. Great. 'Cause, you know, I'm not okay with slavery. Just so we're clear.
Sorry, Peter. I can't make it tonight. I have a date.
I'm up still. I've been reading all night.
You know, it's like I tell the other volunteers down at the adoption center:
I have James Woods
Fine! I'll just hang out with James Woods.
- He's right. - I enjoy things I remember.
No, no, Peter. Right here.
Well, Mr. Griffin, your arguments for the school's name change...