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I'm CEO of a fucking yard sale.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Ma'am... - Listen, with the votes and the banks,
It's Tom James. I should actually take this.
- Meyer's Five Biggest Economic Mistakes? - No.
- SUNDAY 9:07 AM - MARKET OPENS IN 24 HOURS - Mike! Mike! - Wayne.
- Well, I'm not the person who... - Fire them.
- Last week. - Oh, my God.
vote Ryan for Congress.
But then sometimes his body is too big for his head.
Tell the president no hard feelings.
I mean, the investigation of me being called a cunt.
I don't know why she keeps calling.
No, no. The president...
- Right. - And let's go shopping. Thank you.
Hello, Leon. It's always good to see the most left-swiped face on Tinder.
You should really try the corned beef hash.
the fed has a trillion dollars stuffed in a mattress somewhere.
Madam President.
You know what? I play what I want.
Are you even getting any of this?
FRIDAY 7:45 PM MARKET OPENS IN 62 HOURS
Guys, you want to go out later for some Hansong Korean Barbecue?
Move, move!
but I'm gonna guess that it has the word anal in it.
That's one. Paulsten-Berheim or EM Wheelright?
Catherine, I'm in the middle of a shitstorm like...
- Hi. - Hi.
and you can tear them a six-pack of new assholes.
~T~U~S~U~B~T~I~T~U~L~O
- Ma'am, you cannot bail out Charlie Baird's bank. - Why not?
ECONOMIC RESPONSE TEAM FRIDAY 11:10 AM
- PRESS BRIEFING - FRIDAY 11:00 AM - Mike! Mike! Mike!
I can't stop smiling.
Hey, Mom, I'm back.
The country, not the musical.
That we know of.
From now on, Jonah, you will shut the fuck up and do exactly as I say.
of three people from the comms office is tied to See-you-next-Tuesday-gate?
I told the guy on the phone $100 worth of food.
- No, it is not a gate. - It's very much a gate.
Ma'am, are you okay?
- Right? - Yes, ma'am.
How is Catherine there and also here?
You know, the state that you live in sucks.
;)
I was in the Senate building with Dan and I'm sure someone overheard me.
I have a new facial moisturizer.
I just need a little bit more time.
Tom Petty says we can’t use won’t back down anymore
And if we do nothing?
But I did not like that he was next to that guy.