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I was just getting some B-roll of the fax machine.
Now, I need to get on the phone with the Israeli prime minister
- Right now? - Yeah.
Of course, ma'am.
Korean barbecue is a travesty and a far cry from authentic.
And I promise I won't let anyone get away
he wasn't fucking anyone in Hiroshima.
Have you ever been called a cunt?
Mike, do you know who called the president a cunt?
his ability to stop doing his kid's babysitter.
I mean, that's more important than anything, you know?
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Now, what happened to the boyfriend with the high voice?
His head is too big for his body.
- 100%. - All right, great.
if it bent you over and fucked you with a Coke bottle.
by one of my favorite African-American poets, Wanda Coleman.
SUNDAY 10:30 AM PHOTO OP: PRESIDENT'S HOLIDAY SHOPPING
Ma'am, you are known to be
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Gary, is now a good time?
in the awesome state of New Hampshire.
I don't know what you've been doing instead of trying to win,
Yeah, right.
Jonah Ryan, pleasure to meet you. Thanks for coming out, sir.
Oh, my God!
What?
I got wheels up at 9:30.
To continue...
That's the literal definition of bailing something out.
massive infusions of cash over the weekend.
'Cause this definitely would have killed her.
POTUS is on an opinion shopping spree. Come on.
I know New Hampshire. Trust me, big laugh.
I've told Director Parker
Put that world's tallest pile of garbage on the phone right now.
No, you've got to read it properly.
Thank you.
- I knew which one you meant. - Yeah, good.
...we're not in this situation.
- You're kidding me. - No, Dan.
- Yeah, no kidding. - All right.
That's your problem, sir.
I know you had an eye job.
Thank you.
You can go.
cuddling up to her billionaire boyfriend.
I'm not good with money.
I already have a book.
- No, you didn't. - Really?
yell in his face and call him stupid.
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it's about the people.
and tell me about your job history and we'll go from there?
like Mayor Brock is here tonight.
otherwise I'm gonna come up there myself
and we want to know what you think about it.
And I've got my eye on a graphic novel