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So, I just put your thoughts on paper. That's all.
that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
Dad, I thought you were gonna help me with my book report.
- Recognize him, Brian? - No.
Monkey, grab my hand!
Jake after taking Floyd's hat
- Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie. - Really? Do you think you could sing them?
Wow.
Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenails 'cause they stab her in the night.
Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?
But you know what is important? I'm gay now.
Come on, you fat fuck. Do it.
A friendship is the best thing ever
- Okay, okay, I'll help you. - Excellent.
That's right, Dad. You never ask. And even if you did, you never listen!
Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help.
It's Miley Cyrus, and she's destroying the city!
Thank you very much.
- Hi, we're on the list. - Names?
Well, maybe you just need a little extra help.
Wound up living in there for nine years.
Meg, could you tell Dad that he's too fat to need extra syrup?
don messick's final vocal performance
Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call.
Hey, guys. I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody.
- Brian, that's sick. She's 16! - I'm eight.