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And friendship.
Have you fished before?
No way.
Oh, okay.
Oh, God.
I wouldn't spread that around, Gary.
Exactly.
- You killed a dog? - Yeah.
I'm not kidding. Let's throw his cum at Jonah's door.
Mr. Bartender!
- You need a better asshole. - All right, so, lose Gary... I guess.
- Gary, come on. - My God.
I should be three miles ahead.
- You're still speaking? Yeah, ma'am? - Yes, I am.
You have to tell me stuff that even Gary doesn't know.
covered in medals that he got on eBay, by the way?
I also believe that the position of vice president
Hey, Mike, this salad doesn't have any dressing.
- Falling behind there, Ames? - No, I'm keeping ahead.
I think you have just the right amount of...
Is this ready? What is it?
I was gonna get a new rug, so...
- How did you find me? - I put a lot of pressure on Sue.
I just think he's keeping you around...
Not the whole bag. A specimen cup full of little Mikes.
I'd rather be shot in the fucking face
- Right this way. - Thank you so much. Thank you.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Am I keeping you from anything?
because it's gonna show campaign manager bias
We're off.
Jizzy Mike?
I wouldn't let you within a mile of someone like me.
A protein shake? You degenerate.
- What? - I caught him doing it.
Well, I believe that I've earned this, George.
who controls the senior citizen vote in New Hampshire?
- Yes, I do. - Okay.