HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
J H
We're talking missionary.
Look, I apologise about the Zook thing.
Okay, so...
- Let go of the fucking keys! - I can't let 'em go.
Fuck high school, right?
What? I thought we had Cate Blanchett.
Do you want out? If you want out, just say it.
Hey!
You can be whatever you want.
Maybe we should just investigate different people.
Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face.
- You guys are the improv guys, right? - Yeah.
Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
Okay.
Did you say the Yangs?
Yeah.
- Okay. - You're so selfish.
Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean?
Same identities.
You're making this so uncomfortable.
Let's go, man!
Wouldn't it be better
Who beats safety Will Glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up?
Okay.
- My plan is stupid? That's interesting. - What... Okay.
- Schmidt, run! - Get him!
- I'll take the fucking shot. - Nobody take the shot before me.
The only way you can fail this class is by not becoming who you truly are.
- I didn't do that. - Yeah, I used his and he used mine.
What are you talking about? Look around.
There's no friction with me and Zook. We're the same.
When I talk to your parents tonight, I will not tell them about your major.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
I'm sorry it's not a fucking Lambo. Shut up and get in.
No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your Q-tip.
I am so sorry for being a homophone.
I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle.
Do you have any idea
So, where are you from originally?
- What? - Like, one of y'all older?
Can you shut it?
What is it? Guns? Drugs?
It's awesome. You guys want to see it?
You need to let me go and drop all this.
I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
"or am I gonna choose a different path and question my convictions?"
- Please stay! - I'm flying.
Go to the police station,
I just love when you're sitting there in a room,
What the hell are we supposed to be buying?
All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in!
Fuck!
Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact,
Fucking complicated. What is this?
- "What am I hearing right now?" - And the psychic told you that?
One more time.
Hey-
Yeah, man, that'd be sick.
It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
I know the first time he met you, you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot
Okay, and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy.
This isn't the spring break you imagined?
Everyone say in the barrio, "Sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine" and shit.
So, I guess you have no interest in having a real job in the future.
"Jesus died for our Sin-thee-uhs
Begin to be crushed By the trash compactor of sadness.
I was supposed to go to Berkeley.
- What? - You're not supposed to throw rocks.
I mean, you're obviously good enough to play on the team.
Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever!
Holy shit, you are looking fit.
- Go fuck yourself! - You go fuck yourself.
1808
So...
Fuck.
Shit.
That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr McQuaid!
Hey, Schmidt, look!
You looking for some WhyPhy?
I'm straight outta Compton,
What the fuck is going on?
It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly.
Who was that you choked out, man? He had it coming! Who was that?
Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
- Put your guns down! - Fucking guns down!
Shit!
And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
Yo, what the fuck did you just say?
Hey, Maya Angelou.
That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
Okay, so, Yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot.
Thank you.
What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it.
Okay, so no? Dane? All right.
I mean, you are a perfectly good guy. You're very honest and nice.
Come on!
Cap, does Schmidt look any different to you?
- They have eight tentacles. - Yes, and...
- You're fine. - You're gonna be all right, man.
Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
- Okay, okay. - He's clingy.
- Like together? - We don't have to put a label on it.
Great, that was great sex. You're good at it.
If you don't have anything to fucking say, open your fucking mouth.
and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
- Doug McQuaid. - No!
Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day.
- Let's blow shit up. - Jump Street style.
You think you’re Deshaun Watson??? Think again...
Fuck! I'll be right back. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry.
That's fucking dangerous!
Dude, in Human Sexuality,
Spring break, motherfucker.
You two sons of bitches are going to college!
It bleeds so much, it's crazy.
- I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it. - Yeah.
They made us!
I'm...
Hurry up, okay?
Fuck, yeah.
I'll get it off.
Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 a.m. That's us.
Okay. What do Lambos have to do with touching children?
I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am.
- Come on! - Do it!
Hey, you know, we have this rush party at Zeta.
No, man, that wasn't Boots! Boots isn't a real name!