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So you mean I brought the tracking device.
I'm so focused.
Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here.
Shit.
No. That's Schmidt.
This was actually an octopus-related incident.
So you are high school sweethearts.
I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself.
It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in?
Get the fuck out. You heard him.
- It was "Something cool." - No, but what'd you say?
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HUH ?
- Hey. - Hi.
- You're going to MC State. - We're going to college for real?
Yeah!
You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard.
Tell 'em about Mousie's quinceañera, man.
- What was that? - I don't know! I think we're moving.
give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot
I mean, except right now.
Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now?
"Specific point of view on things
- Then you're gonna be real focused. - Be real focused.
Get out of the way!
I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs!
give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot
I’m like a “Hit it, Continue to Hit it” kind of guy Like both Physically and Emotionally
and I admire it, and I know he's your brother.
You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.
Well, my parents are here, too.
Come on, Schmidt!
For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions.
I'm getting a divorce.
What are you doing here?
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- "Believes her life is in danger." - Door, door.
You know what? That's who he should be with, man.
- No. He's not kidding. He's serious. - Really?
We did have carte blanche. Not no more.
Nice to meet you, man.
This is where you get to decide who you actually are,
You two thread reps are going to Point Energy
This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo?
You're gonna have to take 'em.
I'm fucking here. You happy?
- Oh, my God, are you all right? - Shit!
Yes, directed at me.
We're gonna have to tear those anals up.
Doc.
If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me?
Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!
we could go down there.
I got to get around you, man. I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
Fuck you!
You know I'm always here for you, right?
I have so much adrenaline right now!
I said a bunch of stuff before you didn’t acknowledge
What's up, man?
Dude?
- Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! - Dad!
Or I should apologise for...
Jenko!
Okay, that's a good point.
Yeah, I know. I said, "Something cool."
You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit.
You know what happens in a shoot-out.
- Stay here! - No, no, stop it.
I've been here the whole time.
- Did you lock the door? - I did, man. I checked twice.
Yeah. All by myself.
He's really taking it out on the omelette bar.
Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
I’m so focused
No.
That's for Cynthia, who's dead.
Oh, my God, you flew!
- Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you.
I'm going to ask you to stop talking.
Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
Help! No more music!
So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs.
I've fucked a thousand girls by now and I don't know, at the end of the day,
Heroin, you know, cocaine...
And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one,
tell us about the war
Okay.
Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away.
Tracy Morgan.
All right, so what would you...
That's Cynthia Watson.
The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library,
And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.
- Hey, hey. - Shit.
McQuaid crosses in an end-around.
Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug.
"I'm Chris . My pants are filled with doody
You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
I want some fucking devilled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
I think my information was stronger.
Ready? Go!
- Just touch it. - Seriously. All right, all right, all right.
You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Captain...
No, I don't.
If they have a great sense of humour, but I don't.
I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
Any more poets in the audience?
- Hey, there's two of you. - You're twins.
- Yeah. Why not? - Yes!
Look at him, it's, like, all the same.
And the Statesmen win, 34-14.
Dickson said, "This guy's the dealer."
It's true.
McQuaid throws down the field to Haythe.
Mr McQuaid?
Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.
That's a made-up name.
Yeah. Hi.
Get off!
Hold on, guys.
- What? What the fuck are you doing? - Be quiet.
It's gonna be so worth it, dude.
Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go.
I can't breathe.
I could have drafted Cooper Kupp
No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.
where literally no one goes any more, man.
- I do miss the days... - Shit.
They're going into the stadium!
Nineteen minutes late to pinochle,
At the fucking Mumford & Sons concert and shit?
As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.
The average price of cocaine has dropped 70% in the last 30 years.
- Fuck yeah, dude. - Fuck yeah, dude.
- Looks pretty old to be a freshman. - It's the hormones in the milk, Bob.
And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
The case is closed.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dude, you know what this needs?
We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.
"We don't know who it is.
All right.
Fuck you, brain.
I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying any more.
- Shit. - We got to get out of here.
Hey, look, man,
I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally.